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06/05/2005
finally, blessedly, cole came home. ezekiel heard the car pull up and ran to the door to meet him. as soon as cole cracked the door, ezekiel launched himself at him and shouted "cole! you eee-wee! c'mere! c'mere!!!" and dragged him by the hand toward the bedroom.

and there it was, the mysterious disembodied dick, looking back at them with its one sinister eye. "look cole! you eee-wee!"

un-fazed, cole bent down, picked his dick up off the floor, shoved it down into his pants, and said "thanks, man."

it was like a weight lifted from my son's shoulders. his little shoulders finally relaxed, a look of peace crossed his face, and he went "whew!"

~dexie morgen, "the case of the missing penis", 1st June 2004

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