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27/05/2005
Daisy Sampson: Gorgeous George. Why do we call him "Gorgeous George"?

Paul Merton: I've never called him Gorgeous George in me life.

DS: Is it like one of those ironic things like when tall people get called "tiny"?

PM: Yes.

DS: Minging people get called "gorgeous"? Is that what it is?

PM: You think - you think he's "minging"?!

DS: Well I don't fancy him, do you?

PM: Erm... yes I do actually.

DS: You can have him then.

PM: Well, I don't know if I fancy him that much. Um, this is Gorgeous George as we all call him. Erm... he's gone to Wacky Washington to speak to the Clever Committee - we don't have to keep up the alliteration do we?

-Have I Got News For You, Friday 20 May 2005

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